Doesn't anyone have a good question to ask?

posted 28-Jun-2001 4:26am

why ask why?

(reply to Strider) posted 28-Jun-2001 6:52am

the answer is 7.4

(reply to jkiehart) posted 28-Jun-2001 6:59am

ok, my answers to them are : no,lots,no,no,pretty good,no,5,cult,none,smell,about 100 more years

(reply to ASexyBabe) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:03am

why not?

bill

posted 28-Jun-2001 8:25am

Why are we here?

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 9:04am

Yeah

posted 28-Jun-2001 10:51am

What color do smurfs turn if you choke them?

confetti

posted 28-Jun-2001 11:03am

Off the top of my head...Do guys like tall women more than medium height or short?

Enheduanna

posted 28-Jun-2001 11:18am

Apparently not.

posted 28-Jun-2001 11:58am

When I turn the weed patch into a lawn, will it raise my property value and the value of the properties nearby? I already cut the weeds, is it raised already, even though I'm not done raking and leveling?

Wicksy

posted 28-Jun-2001 12:48pm

Ok Survey Central creator:

If New-Age-Travellers are supposed to be transients (ie.travellers!), why do they get so pissed off when they get moved on!?

Please answer!

Zang

posted 28-Jun-2001 12:55pm

What time is it?

Zang

(reply to Pomeranian) posted 28-Jun-2001 1:00pm

I'm an Evil Clown. heyzeus 1 is more of a profundus maximus IMHO.

posted 28-Jun-2001 1:54pm

Why do you ask?

(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 28-Jun-2001 2:21pm

Did I tell you you could talk to people? lol

(reply to ASexyBabe) posted 28-Jun-2001 2:59pm

jkiehart

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:02pm

LOL

IanLovesPhoebe

posted 28-Jun-2001 7:05pm

Why is blue the favorite color of the majority of human beings?

(reply to bill) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:44pm

to answer my survey

(reply to Oscar) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:45pm

I dunno, ask smurf

(reply to confetti) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:46pm

only if the man is tall himself

(reply to LindaH) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:48pm

whast you need to do is drive up a truckload of gravel and spread it around under your house thereby raising the property LEVEL, then you will be higher up than your neighbors and your property will increase in value. this will take care of your weed problem too.

(reply to Zang) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:50pm

it is 6:49. did you call me a profundicus? whats an imho?

(reply to IanLovesPhoebe) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:51pm

because it is obviously the best color

(reply to Wicksy) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:54pm

because its all about free will, individual choice, and nobody telling anybody what to do

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:55pm

IMHO= in my honest opinion

(reply to ASexyBabe) posted 28-Jun-2001 7:59pm

oh, thanks.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 8:01pm

no problemo

(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 28-Jun-2001 8:17pm

um, i guess i was bored!

mandy

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 10:03pm

yeah...why is bill here?

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 10:05pm

Want to come over and help? You get free lemonade

Zang

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 28-Jun-2001 11:23pm

Thank you. Yes, but you said it first. In My Humble Opinion. Here's a handy reference. Someone posted it here once.

http://www.acronymfinder.com/

HareKrishna

posted 29-Jun-2001 12:21am

When will Krishna appear on the cover of Time Magazine?

(reply to HareKrishna) posted 29-Jun-2001 12:30am

when you become the editor!

posted 29-Jun-2001 12:31am

acronym finder is kinda cool
5150 = mentally disturbed person

(reply to Zang) posted 29-Jun-2001 12:33am

i'm a rebel leader dammit! don't make me send my army up there!
nice link though, i might have fun with that.

(reply to LindaH) posted 29-Jun-2001 12:35am

heres a number to decipher. 420-24/7-365. i'm not referring to myself though.

HareKrishna

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 12:41am

Hare Krishna!

Strider

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 12:58am

acctuly the answer is 42 and the question is what do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?

Zang

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 1:38am

Yes, handy and amusing...

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 2:12am

Hey, I know people like that.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 5:23am

Ok here is my question then. Why were you bored?

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 9:07am

these links below may help with boredom.
http://www.bored.com
http://www.boredatwork.com
http://www.startsampling.com
http://www.surveycentral.org
http://www.hypertales.com
http://www.audiogalaxy.com
http://www.imdb.com
http://www.google.com
http://www.cddb.com
http://www.wheresgeorge.com
http://www.discovery.com

stay busy and don't get bored

Lahdee

(reply to LindaH) posted 29-Jun-2001 9:46am

Make the west lawn go all the way to the school fence. Plant some shrubs, pretty flowers and make some stone footpaths. Get tips from Tim Curry. Is that brown shed still back there? Paint it to match the house. Is the house still white with red trim? Paint the red trim pastel yellow. Pave the driveway and make all kinds of footpaths and greenery. Bug your neighbor on the north side to fix up his yard, too. His son knows how to grow plants.

lol lol lol That should do it.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 10:15am

Good answer. lol
(I hope smurf doesn't think I was referring to him cause I wasn't)

kaleb777

posted 29-Jun-2001 12:35pm

What gets you really horny, but might be considered disgusting by an average person?

IanLovesPhoebe

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 1:17pm

Ah.

(reply to Lahdee) posted 29-Jun-2001 1:52pm

We have the biggest lawn. I could do stuff like that to make it look all nice.

bill

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 29-Jun-2001 1:55pm

Let me rephrase... What is the meaning of life?

Lahdee

(reply to LindaH) posted 29-Jun-2001 2:01pm

Wish I had a yard

(reply to Lahdee) posted 29-Jun-2001 2:13pm

Move up here!

(reply to Oscar) posted 29-Jun-2001 4:26pm

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

(reply to Oscar) posted 29-Jun-2001 6:51pm

no, of course not

(reply to bill) posted 29-Jun-2001 6:56pm

in my opinion the meaning of life is to figure out the meaning of life. i'm not trying to sound vague or make a joke, thats really what i think. i'm not sure it is possible to find out, cause if you do, what then? what question would you have to drive you? its the search that matters, that you might benefit the most from. its also possible there is no meaning, in which case it would be better not to know.

(reply to Strider) posted 29-Jun-2001 6:57pm

yeah, the question could also be, how many parking tickets do i have left to pay?

(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 29-Jun-2001 6:58pm

why not?
it's hard to find something that holds my interest anymore. this place does, though.

(reply to Oscar) posted 29-Jun-2001 6:59pm

yeah, where is smurf? i've been waiting for her to ask something...

posted 29-Jun-2001 10:24pm

Can I go out and play?

(reply to Oscar) posted 30-Jun-2001 12:37am

It's not the jeans....... Just Kidding!

(reply to LindaH) posted 30-Jun-2001 12:50am

cute...
I'm gonna hold a grudge for that comment...

Ok...I'm done now.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 30-Jun-2001 1:19am

I know what you mean. TV is boring. I'd rather be doing something. I like to get outside and do things. If I can't then I will get on the net.

(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 30-Jun-2001 1:46am

I agree about TV. I can't sit in front of it very long. My husband watches it, and if there's something interesting on, I'll watch it standing up, then move on to something else. I can't sit in one spot too long without wanting to get up and do something else. The longest I remember sitting was last year when I had jury duty. There were no windows in there, either!

posted 30-Jun-2001 1:47am

Why are babies so gosh darn CUTE???

Cleo

posted 30-Jun-2001 2:04am

Where is all the blue food???

(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 30-Jun-2001 8:53am

yeah, when i used to live in the mountains that cool. now i live in the heart of the city. theres not much point in going outside around here.

(reply to Oscar) posted 30-Jun-2001 8:53am

wash the dishes first

(reply to Cleo) posted 30-Jun-2001 8:54am

put on some blue sunglasses, then it will all be blue

(reply to LindaH) posted 30-Jun-2001 8:55am

they have to be, or else we wouldn't care for them as well. its a good instinctual survival bonus

(reply to LindaH) posted 30-Jun-2001 9:01am

Something like Discovery or TLC is the only thing I like to watch. Most of what is on tends to be boring or stupid.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 30-Jun-2001 12:03pm

Yep

It makes us want to love them and care for them and kiss and hug and play with them.

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 30-Jun-2001 12:04pm

Hey! Come vacationing in Alaska. It's so vertical here.

(reply to LindaH) posted 30-Jun-2001 1:27pm

we were planning to move there, but now we are broke. i love the cold. i hate the heat. alaska would be just fine. probably if we go, it will be to anchorage, maybe in a few years.

Biggles

posted 30-Jun-2001 2:31pm

What are my exam results going to be? (You probably shouldn't tell me!)

(reply to Biggles) posted 30-Jun-2001 4:43pm

OK, i won't say then.

Cleo

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 30-Jun-2001 11:20pm

lol lol Good one!!!

posted 1-Jul-2001 2:28am

Ok...
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

(reply to Oscar) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:31am

Just WHAT are you SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(reply to Oscar) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:33am

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:34am

Hullo!!!

*waves* *stands on tip toes*

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:36am

Arghh!! You sound like my Mum!!

Are you sure she's not paying you to give me hints???

(reply to smurf) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:46am

HUH?

(reply to smurf) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:49am

Ha! i was waiting for you to say something. by the way i love your questions, and i can't answer them. you win!

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 2:55am

YaY!!

You are da bomb!!

BTW, you just sent me 2 replies, with a total of 4 capital letters!!!

(reply to smurf) posted 1-Jul-2001 3:02am

oops!

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 3:04am

hehehehehehehehehehehe ... now I know all your deepest, darkest secrets!!!

(reply to smurf) posted 1-Jul-2001 3:38am

ok (quiz) what are they?

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 3:45am

I can't divulge them here!!! Then they wouldn't be secrets anymore!!

Come over here. A little closer, ... closer ...

*whisper**whisper**whisper*

There, you see? And you thought no one knew!!

(reply to heyzeus1) posted 1-Jul-2001 3:47am

I'll never tell anyone that you enjoy wearing very tight tights, and dancing in phone boxes ... you made me swear not to tell, so I won't, ok?

(reply to smurf) posted 1-Jul-2001 4:06am

Damn! don't tell anyone about last week!

Jemmy

posted 1-Jul-2001 11:19am

If you got hit by a car right now and died, would have been satisfied with what you did with you life?